The rules are sets of text that show up on the large screens during LLTBP shows they are in both english and keposhka they have also recently had typos in lot’s of them we will add version with and without typos in case that becomes important someday.

• Rule 8: Any light contamination of produce by industrial run-off is to be accepted: industrial contaminations are the nutrients of progress.
• Rule 10: Give more than you have. Take what has been given only.
• Rule 12: All displays of grief are subject to their proper inspections
• MOAT PPAR #17: The payphone in the day room is out of order for the fifth year.
• MOAT PPAR #21: Family visits are prohibited until further notice
• MOAT PPAR #35: Socks will be available in the commissary in the first week of July
• Rule 37: Voyages maiden or otherwise, will need to be carried out to their completion.
• Rule 38: Arrange yourselves in orderly rows from most powerful to least powerful
• MOAT PPAR #38: The commissary is closed for the months of June-September inclusive.
• Rule 41: Stolen valor must be returned
• MOAT PPAR #42: Supplemental discipline will be brought upon those who floss brush, and/ or clean.
• MOAT PPAR #45: Medications will be administered in all circumstances.
• Rule 46: If you are of a forest (old-growth), you will be subject to additional inspection.
• Rule 47: As per usual, panic will be assigned.
• Rule 50: Memories (and, by extension, wet socks) are a privilege.
• Rule 52: Those keeping calm must also carry on or suffer a penelty of 40 pounds.
• MOAT PPAR #53: Additional rounds of ministry approved therapy will be made available to odd number on Tuesdays and even number on Thursdays.
• Rule 55: Please verify any plausible deniability
• Rule 57: Air and space are seperate entities - you must choose one or the other. You cannot have both.
• Rule 57 (with typo): Air and space are seperate entities - you must chooseone or the other. You cannot have both.
• MOAT PPAR #62: Those prisoners with odd numbers will remain in solidarity confinement for the first half of the month, prisoners with even numbers will remain in solidarity confinement for the last half of the month. There are exceptions based on familial wheat status.
• MOAT PPAR #79: Those born in August are subject to additional inspection.
• MOAT PPAR #80: Flailing of limbs will result in prolonged solitude. This dispatch additionally applies to the gnashing of teeth and rending of uniform.
• MOAT PPAR #87: Chimes are not for amusement. Those caught messing about will spend one week in whisper confinement.